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The Varmint's Lair on Tom Sawyer Book attraction, which recently celebrated its cheerful anniversary
Varmint's Lair on Tom Sawyer Book
October 15, 1989
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It's a book based on the ravings of Slinky Dog -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varmint caves, read misspelled signs about varmint stuff, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
- After riding this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for immature children.
- For your benefit, you should be free from sea sickness, bad haircuts, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers must be abandoned before entering this attraction.
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