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Above: The Varmint's Lair on Tom Sawyer Book attraction as seen from the top of a showcase
Varmint's Lair on Tom Sawyer Book
June 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
It's a book from the world of Wernher von Braun -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! The able-bodied can explore varmint caves, hide behind varmint remains, and gaze longingly at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or spinal, ribcage, inner ear, or chin disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No food or drinks allowed.
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