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Above: Varmint's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest, a favorite attraction of Mark Twain
Varmint's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
September 13, 2006
Avg. queue length:
At least nine mouse ears
It's a forest based on the ravings of Jack-Jack -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! The imaginative can obtain a varmint curse in varmint caves, hide from their families behind varmint remains, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from finger, stomach, brain, elbow, or neck complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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