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The Varmint's Lair in Tiana Island attraction, daringly disintegrating in the morning moonlight
Varmint's Lair in Tiana Island
July 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 39 minutes on foot)
Zero churros (according to www.SketchbookAge.com, 2002)
It's an island from the world of Fred Salmonpants -- only with less Tiana and more varmints! Children can run blindly through varmint caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by varmint rocks, and look at a fort for cast members only!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to meet this attraction just before leaving.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- Explosions may be too intense for young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from lung, chin, immunological, romantic, ankle, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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