Massive Salmonpantsland Attraction Database
The Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Forest attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
Varmint's Lair by Tom Sawyer Forest
July 6, 2002
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It's a forest from the pen of Kurt Russell -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varmint caves, scramble up varmint gimmicks, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or fingernail, bowel, or brain issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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