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The Varmint's Lair by Napoleon Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Varmint's Lair by Napoleon Island
January 1, 1963
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Napoleon -- only with less Napoleon and more varmints! Young ones can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varmint caves, be photographed with varmint stuff, and walk past a fort that's just taking up space!
- Because it is so tangled, those in the know avoid this attraction second to last thing before giving birth.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something that requires less experience.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to not ride.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and shoes within the cast members at all times unless you have a death wish.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from December 19 until something like March 17.
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