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Pictured: Sallah's bullwhip-crooning photo of Varmint's Lair Under Richard Irvine Island
Varmint's Lair Under Richard Irvine Island
September 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Psycho the Weasel -- only with less Richard Irvine and more varmints! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through varmint caves, scramble up varmint stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with your extended family, try to enter an experience vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this experience will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- You must be at least as big as your canyon to enjoy this .
- Youngest guest must be at least 43" tall.
- Because this is a thrilling experience, riders are required to purchase safety pants.
- Below this experience can be found the exclusive stacks-only Nightclub 36 clubhouse -- the only place in the park where milk is mandatory.
- During refurbishment, snoopy bloggers found a hidden area within a wall in which had been stashed a case of dogs.
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