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The Varmint's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Varmint's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place
February 28, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's a place from the pen of Ursula -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! Those with active health insurance can bump their heads in varmint caves, read misspelled signs about varmint shipwrecks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort with no roof!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests could make silly comments to your friends.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or chin, skin, lycanthropic, attention-span, or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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