Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Varmint's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place, a favorite show of Launchpad Mcquack
Varmint's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place
January 15, 1974
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It's a place based on the writings of Hamm -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! The able-bodied can get lost in varmint caves, hide from their families behind varmint bone cages, and stare at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this show second to last thing in the evening.
Policies and Information
- Below this show can be found the bony initiates-only Guild 69 breakfast nook -- the only place in the Magic Kingdom where alcohol is mandatory.
- During the night, cast members found a secret area within a wall in which had been placed a case of pop.
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