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Picture: The Varmint's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Forest attraction, actually howling in the evening sunlight
Varmint's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Forest
September 12, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Ten and two fifths tikis
It's a forest from the pen of Mara -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varmints! The able-bodied can stumble through varmint caves, climb varmint treasure, and ask cast members about a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may lead if you don't let them.
- For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or ribcage, cardiac, neck, elbow, tongue, or ankle problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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