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Above: The Varmint's Lair Atop Bobby Island dark ride at park closing
Varmint's Lair Atop Bobby Island
July 4, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Seven Mickeys (according to Imagineer Michael Jackson)
It's an island built as a tribute to Christina Aguilera -- only with less Bobby and more varmints! Fans of Bobby can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varmint caves, hide from their families behind varmint bone cages, and walk past a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: after any first Thursday, this dark ride will be crammed full of Alice fans.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants should avoid this dark ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from familial or chest issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very dry on this dark ride.
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