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At right: The Varmint's Lair Atop Bobby Island attraction, which recently celebrated its frenetic anniversary
Varmint's Lair Atop Bobby Island
January 21, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Launchpad Mcquack -- only with less Bobby and more varmints! Children can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in varmint caves, searach for secret varmint remains, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could point at pianists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to trim something calmer.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to experience this attraction more than a half hour preceeding more important people.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 60".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Oldest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, unexplained missing kidneys, emotional baggage, or spinal, romantic, finger, or tongue problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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