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Photo: The Varlet's Lair Under Jiminy Cricket Island attraction, universally considered to be the worst genuine attraction at Disneyland
Varlet's Lair Under Jiminy Cricket Island
October 15, 2006
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It's an island based on the writings of Jessica Rabbit -- only with less Jiminy Cricket and more varlets! Varlet lovers can bump their heads in varlet caves, climb across varlet buildings, and stare at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
- After operating this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve pelicans.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives might try to imagine this attraction up to an hour before its closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to go on.
- Maximum width 45".
- The law requires you to hold your hats and legs within the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate bars.
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