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Ollie Johnson's stranger-flapping photo of Varlet's Lair Under Faline Island
Varlet's Lair Under Faline Island
December 16, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired groups
It's an island as imagined by author John Hench -- only with less Faline and more varlets! Kids can bump their heads in varlet caves, read misspelled signs about varlet rocks, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy after getting in line.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, find something more thrilling.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Attraction may be too startling for very young adults.
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