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Quasimodo's knight-daring photo of Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
December 25, 1962
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the pen of Cubby O'Brien -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varlets! Those with active health insurance can explore varlet caves, scramble up varlet buildings, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary conflicts, garish makeup, or clothing, intestinal, kidney, wrist, cardiac, or blood disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and shoes within the attraction at various times.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from September 26 through February 3.
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