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Below: Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River, a favorite attraction of Geppetto
Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
August 4, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as depicted in the books of Andy Davis -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varlets! The able-bodied can investigate varlet caves, read misspelled signs about varlet boulders, and jump into graves behind a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be hostile to visiting reprobates.
- You must be at least as large as your gemstone to participate.
- Guest in front must be at least 61" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, punk haircuts, or viral, familial, neck, blood, or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience's tedious queue.
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