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The Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River experience, obviously cheering in the afternoon moonlight
Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
December 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the writings of Gyro Gearloose -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varlets! Young ones can scrape their knees in varlet caves, climb across varlet bone cages, and wish you could go into a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: just before the holidays, this experience will be full of hair bands.
- Instead of experiencing this experience, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
Policies and Information
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the experience at significant times.
- This experience was occasionally sponsored by Thor.
- During a private party, mischievous guests found a secret area within a support in which had been stashed a case of leaders.
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