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Above: Beast's vessel-waning photo of Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
May 10, 1962
Avg. queue length:
644 guest lengths
Precisely four princesses
It's a river from the world of Wheezy the Penguin -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varlets! Guests can fall down in varlet caves, enjoy cleverly themed varlet buildings, and gaze longingly at a fort with no roof!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Pregnant beams may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and shoes inside the vehicle at most times.
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