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Above: The Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction during a moment of contemplation
Varlet's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
October 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as depicted in the books of Bob Iger -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more varlets! Fans of Tom Sawyer can fall down in varlet caves, climb up varlet boulders, and wish you could go into a fort that's just taking up space!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too boring for children and some adults.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from January 27 to April 19.
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