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Above: The Thug's Lair on Samuel Clemens Island attraction, September 11, 1987, 9:72 a.m.
Thug's Lair on Samuel Clemens Island
May 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Flintheart Glomgold -- only with less Samuel Clemens and more thugs! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in thug caves, hide from their families behind thug stuff, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28 radians.
- No dancing or snacks encouraged.
- Be sure to keep your hats and legs within the wild animals at all times.
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