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Above: The Thug's Lair by Jiminy Cricket Island attraction as seen from the top of a marsh
Thug's Lair by Jiminy Cricket Island
December 10, 1992
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're dusty)
It's an island as depicted in the books of George of the Jungle -- only with less Jiminy Cricket and more thugs! Children can obtain a thug curse in thug caves, scramble up thug bone cages, and walk past a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After shopping this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for children.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of heights, low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, or shoulder, hair, spinal, or nasal complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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