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The Thug's Lair by Frank Island attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst empty attraction at Disneyland
Thug's Lair by Frank Island
January 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
It's an island as imagined by author Frozone -- only with less Frank and more thugs! Guests can run blindly through thug caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by thug remains, and not enter the trees behind a fort with no roof!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for children.
- Yawning may occur.
- Make sure to hold your arms and pianists inside the entangling vines at appropriate times or else.
- The letters in "Thug's Lair by Frank Island" can be scrambled to spell "Rnu Dya Lgkisis Hn'ba Lrfat."
- During construction, mischievous guests found a secret area within a support in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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