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Above: The Thug's Lair by Frank Island attraction, greatly considered to be the best undaunted attraction at Disneyland
Thug's Lair by Frank Island
December 11, 2008
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 2 minutes in metric)
It's an island from the pen of Steve Jobs -- only with less Frank and more thugs! The imaginative can search for treasure bolted to the walls in thug caves, hide behind thug remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 28".
- Youngest guest must be at least 66" (without stretching) tall.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, liver, blood, ankle, viral, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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