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Above: The Thug's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, quarterly considered to be the best elusive attraction at Disneyland
Thug's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol
July 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol right out of the imagination of Clarabelle Cow -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more thugs! Fans of Tom Sawyer can explore thug caves, hide behind thug treasure, and look at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to not be scarred for life.
- Operator must be at least 64" tall.
- Attraction may be too boring for adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts or elbow, leg, blood, or social disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or churros permitted.
- The letters in "Thug's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol" can be scrambled to spell "Oeorlml Na'shuiy Ttwr Ga Urdseat ."
- During the night, workers found a plastered-over area within a foundation in which had been squirreled away a case of soda.
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