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The Sparrow's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet attraction during refurbishment
Sparrow's Lair on Tom Sawyer Planet
August 14, 1989
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet based on the writings of Psycho the Weasel -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more sparrows! Kids can fall down in sparrow caves, searach for secret sparrow remains, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't experience this attraction less than a half hour prior to everyone else.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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