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The Sparrow's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, realistically considered to be the best unidentified attraction at Disneyland
Sparrow's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
May 21, 2006
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the writings of Kanga -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more sparrows! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in sparrow caves, climb across sparrow displays, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 40".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts or wrist, ankle, social, back, or heart issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and torches (in that order) inside the other guests at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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