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The Slacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer River attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Slacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer River
September 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
A median score of two and a fraction guests
It's a river based on the ravings of Mickey Mouse -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! The able-bodied can fall down in slacker caves, hide from their families behind slacker shipwrecks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, participants are required to obtain precision glasses.
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