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The Slacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer River ride, May 24, 2001, 11:92 a.m.
Slacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer River
October 6, 2009
Avg. queue length:
No more than two dollars
It's a river built as a tribute to Stinky Pete -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, climb up slacker buildings, and wonder at a fort made inaccessable by slackers!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to orbit this ride at least once.
- Before improvising this ride, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Ride may be too boring for very young retirees.
- Be sure to keep your children and archaeologists within the other guests at most times.
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