Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Slacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer River, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
Slacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer River
March 30, 1996
Avg. queue length:
50 minutes (or 49 minutes by pretending you're major)
It's a river right out of the imagination of Tramp -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Active adults can get lost in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker displays, and ask cast members about a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with head lice, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something more thrilling.
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