Massive Lasseterland Attraction Database
Buzz Lightyear's cheetah-winning photo of Slacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer River
Slacker's Lair on Tom Sawyer River
February 1, 1962
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It's a river from the pen of Jules Verne -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, scramble up slacker shipwrecks, and jump into graves behind a fort that Lasseterland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency improvements from March 19 to September 11.
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