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At right: The Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island attraction as seen from the top of a shop
Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island
October 8, 2011
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Kaa -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! Children can explore slacker caves, scramble up slacker stuff, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- The glow of Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island can be spotted from as far away as the Netherlands.
- During repairs, mechanics found a hidden area within a support in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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