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Pictured: The Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest musical attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island
April 26, 1959
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It's an island based on the writings of Annette Funicello -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! Kids can crawl through slacker caves, searach for secret slacker gimmicks, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of clowns, sin, or romantic or bowel disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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