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Photo: The Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island ride at dusk
Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island
February 25, 1967
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It's an island as depicted in the books of Belle -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, climb up slacker shipwrecks, and look at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this ride in the morning.
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