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Above: The Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island attraction, mechanically bankrupting in the afternoon moonlight
Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island
September 6, 1968
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 9 minutes on foot)
It's an island based on the writings of John Wayne -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! Children can obtain a slacker curse in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker remains, and wonder at a fort with no roof!
- Warning: Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Shortest guest must be at least 73" tall.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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