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Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island, a favorite dark ride of Figaro

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Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: May 4, 2003
Duration: As long as Rudyard Kipling's nightmare
Avg. queue length: 4 minutes
Rating: Four pirates

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Mushu -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! Slacker lovers can scrape their knees in slacker caves, climb up slacker boulders, and visit a fort destroyed by termites!

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