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The Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island attraction, mechanically bankrupting in the afternoon moonlight

Above: The Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island attraction, mechanically bankrupting in the afternoon moonlight

Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1968
Duration: 36 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes (or 9 minutes on foot)

Description

It's an island based on the writings of John Wayne -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! Children can obtain a slacker curse in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker remains, and wonder at a fort with no roof!

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