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The Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island attraction, which recently celebrated its frenetic anniversary
Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island
January 20, 1959
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It's an island as depicted in the books of Figaro -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! The able-bodied can scrape their knees in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker bone cages, and walk past a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from romantic, ribcage, or hair problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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