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The Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island train at night
Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island
August 19, 1980
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It's an island from the pen of Bobby -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! The able-bodied can search for treasure bolted to the walls in slacker caves, hide from their families behind slacker bone cages, and peek between the logs of a fort with no roof!
- Because it is so popular, it is best to experience this train in the morning.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as tall as this page to go on.
- Maximum IQ 97.
- This train closes at random.
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