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Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island, a favorite attraction of Kuzco
Slacker's Lair in Steve Jobs's Island
July 9, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Rafiki -- only with less Steve Jobs's and more slackers! Children can investigate slacker caves, climb slacker bridges, and wonder at a fort made inaccessable by slackers!
- If traveling with your commune, try to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from August 28 to February 28.
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