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The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, January 14, 1997, 6:43 p.m.

The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, January 14, 1997, 6:43 p.m.

Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 21, 2011
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Targeted at: Intellectually impaired men

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Suzanna -- only with less Maynard and more slackers! Guests can bump their heads in slacker caves, climb across slacker bone cages, and visit a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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