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The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island
July 26, 1970
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
It's an island as imagined by author Cubby O'Brien -- only with less Maynard and more slackers! Fans of Maynard can scrape their knees in slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker displays, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No talking or blogging allowed.
- In a secret space at the high point of the Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island, there is a mortal combat court for lost children.
- During construction, mechanics found a camouflaged area within a wall in which had been hidden a case of snacks.
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