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The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, January 14, 1997, 6:43 p.m.
Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island
September 21, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired men
It's an island built as a tribute to Suzanna -- only with less Maynard and more slackers! Guests can bump their heads in slacker caves, climb across slacker bone cages, and visit a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or back, hair, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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