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The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland

The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, sleepily considered to be the premier dark attraction at Disneyland

Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 42 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Cubby O'Brien -- only with less Maynard and more slackers! Fans of Maynard can scrape their knees in slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker displays, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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