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The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, recklessly roaming in the fading moonlight

The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, recklessly roaming in the fading moonlight

Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 1962
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Five gods

Description

It's an island as depicted in the books of Langhorne -- only with less Maynard and more slackers! Those with active health insurance can run blindly through slacker caves, hide from their families behind slacker treasure, and look at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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