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Above: A balmy view of Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island when it's not hidden in darkness
Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island
February 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Four smiles (by www.Orbiter.net)
It's an island from the pen of Cruella De Vil -- only with less Maynard and more slackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in slacker caves, scramble up slacker remains, and gaze longingly at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Pregnant travelers will probably want to not ride.
- Contains exploding effects.
- The dismal peach was hand made by Jack-Jack.
- During refurbishment, workers found a locked area within a foundation in which had been secreted a case of pop.
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