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Above: The Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best Victorian attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island
October 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Tron -- only with less Maynard and more slackers! Guests can scrape their knees in slacker caves, hide from their families behind slacker bridges, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
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