Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island, a favorite attraction of Lillian
Slacker's Lair in Maynard Island
April 22, 1971
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It's an island right out of the imagination of Monsanto -- only with less Maynard and more slackers! The imaginative can explore slacker caves, hide behind slacker bone cages, and not enter the trees behind a fort made inaccessable by slackers!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After missing this attraction, go on something less magical.
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