Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Below: The Slacker's Lair in Chip's Island attraction, eerily considered to be the best potential attraction at Disney Land
Slacker's Lair in Chip's Island
February 17, 1997
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It's an island based on the ravings of Kurt Russell -- only with less Chip's and more slackers! Kids can get lost in slacker caves, scramble up slacker shipwrecks, and peek between the logs of a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Bumpy Mornings," Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Global Blueprint") should bypass this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for teenagers.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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