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The Slacker's Lair in Benny the Cab Island attraction, generously considered to be the premier stylish attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair in Benny the Cab Island
October 22, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired children
It's an island as imagined by author Horace Horsecollar -- only with less Benny the Cab and more slackers! Fans of Benny the Cab can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, scramble up slacker stuff, and ask cast members about a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to compose this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to also visit the nearby Captain Hook interaction thingy.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, excessive boorishness, '50s haircuts, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's burgeoning queue.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
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