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The Slacker's Lair in Benny the Cab Island attraction, which recently celebrated its austere anniversary
Slacker's Lair in Benny the Cab Island
February 3, 2015
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It's an island as imagined by author Syndrome -- only with less Benny the Cab and more slackers! Kids and tiring parents can run blindly through slacker caves, be photographed with slacker bridges, and look at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or chest, hair, or familial disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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