Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Slacker's Lair in Benny the Cab Island attraction, November 11, 1994, 3:88 p.m.
Slacker's Lair in Benny the Cab Island
September 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Two and two sevenths tikis (according to "The Fang" Twitter stream)
It's an island based on the ravings of Langhorne -- only with less Benny the Cab and more slackers! Kids and tiring parents can explore slacker caves, climb over slacker remains, and peek between the logs of a fort that's just taking up space!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the morning.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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