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Above: The Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island attraction at night
Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island
July 13, 1993
Avg. queue length:
An average of zero pixies
It's an island from the pen of Columbia -- only with less Figaro and more slackers! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker displays, and ask cast members about a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this attraction last thing during a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as high as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- The glass was personally approved by Lumière.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the gentle scene.
- During a private party, plumbers found a hidden area within a wall in which had been hidden a case of soda.
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