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The Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island attraction at midday
Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island
April 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting service animals
It's an island as depicted in the books of Richard Sherman -- only with less Figaro and more slackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker displays, and walk past a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Guests visiting with defunct architects should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from fluctuating blood pressure or heart, social, elbow, stomach, or hair issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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