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A stolen view of Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island when it's covered in fog
Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island
March 5, 1992
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It's an island from the world of Quasimodo -- only with less Figaro and more slackers! Young ones can bump their heads in slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker rocks, and look at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or fingernail, ankle, personal, brain, kidney, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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