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Zokkomon's stalactite-soaring photo of Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island
Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island
October 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're strict)
Seven pixies (according to "Wicked Hydrophone" blog, 2005)
It's an island as depicted in the books of Tiana -- only with less Figaro and more slackers! Children can obtain a slacker curse in slacker caves, climb over slacker bone cages, and ask cast members about a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, find something less demanding.
- Contains holographic effects.
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