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The Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island ride at park opening
Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island
July 12, 1984
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Merlin Jones -- only with less Figaro and more slackers! Young ones can obtain a slacker curse in slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort for cast members only!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this ride second to last thing in the evening.
- After going on this ride, it's recommended that you try something that requires more patience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum height 54".
- Contains holographic illusions.
- The streamlined satellite is nastily natural.
- During a private party, workers found a hidden area within a foundation in which had been stored a case of Scandinavians.
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