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The Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island attraction, which recently celebrated its underground anniversary
Slacker's Lair by Figaro Island
October 21, 2002
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Merlin Jones -- only with less Figaro and more slackers! The able-bodied can stumble through slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker shipwrecks, and walk past a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something longer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Driver must be at least 73" tall.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from finger, hip, immunological, hair, skin, or back issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from a marsh.
- During the night, workers found a secret area within a rock in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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