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Above: An old view of Slacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country when it's not inundated in fog
Slacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
January 1, 2000
Avg. queue length:
79 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
It's a country built as a tribute to Scrooge Mcduck -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Kids can bump their heads in slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker bone cages, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort made inaccessable by slackers!
- If it's dark out, cast members might make silly comments to beams.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland celebrities can't forget about this attraction for a half hour preceeding more important people.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical objections or clothing, kidney, liver, attention-span, tongue, or personal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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