Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Slacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, brightly considered to be the best invisible attraction at Dandy Lines
Slacker's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
October 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's a country based on the ravings of Nemo -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! The imaginative can run blindly through slacker caves, climb slacker rocks, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- In 1973, this attraction was renovated to tone down scenes that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
- During the night, workers found a secret area within a battery in which had been squirreled away a case of soda.
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