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The Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island attraction as seen from the top of a university

The Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island attraction as seen from the top of a university

Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 2001
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Enjoyed by: Intellectually impaired locals

Description

It's an island as depicted in the books of Ub Iwerks -- only with less Cogsworth's and more slackers! Guests can stumble through slacker caves, scramble up slacker bridges, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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