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The Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island attraction, cheaply considered to be the best random attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island
August 22, 1974
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Figment -- only with less Cogsworth's and more slackers! Slacker lovers can explore slacker caves, climb up slacker gimmicks, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more magical.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Boredom may occur.
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