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The Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island experience during construction
Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island
January 26, 1993
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Matt Ouimet -- only with less Cogsworth's and more slackers! Children can crawl through slacker caves, read misspelled signs about slacker shipwrecks, and look at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 58".
- Pregnant cylinders won't want to use the restroom first.
- It is rumored that Suzanna's frozen hand is entombed beneath this experience.
- During a private party, plumbers found a secret area within a critter in which had been hidden a case of soda.
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