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The Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island attraction, again offending in the fading sunlight
Slacker's Lair Under Cogsworth's Island
July 21, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Five tikis (by Dole)
It's an island as depicted in the books of Dave Smith -- only with less Cogsworth's and more slackers! Those with active health insurance can get lost in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker stuff, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Contains imported signage that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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