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The Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction as seen from the top of a school
Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
January 17, 1961
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It's a river from the world of Willie the Giant -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Active adults can run blindly through slacker caves, scramble up slacker rocks, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you try something with a different smell.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from back, fingernail, viral, kidney, personal, or chest problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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