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The Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, realistically considered to be the best unseen attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
December 11, 2012
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the writings of Alice -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Guests can bump their heads in slacker caves, climb across slacker shipwrecks, and stare at a fort for cast members only!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to repeatedly ride this attraction half a minute after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum height 42".
- Strollers must be stowed in an overhead compartment before entering this attraction.
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