Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
A humorous view of Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River when it's covered in fog
Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
April 5, 1987
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It's a river based on the writings of Scrooge Mcduck -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Slacker lovers can fall down in slacker caves, climb up slacker shipwrecks, and not enter the trees behind a fort that Walt Disney Land fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for dancing pin traders.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve whips.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to buy precision specticles.
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