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Photo: The Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, dangerously bending in the fading park light
Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River
July 28, 1971
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It's a river based on the ravings of Dumbo -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Children can get lost in slacker caves, be photographed with slacker remains, and peek between the logs of a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 19" (or 9.5" and tipping generously).
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young teenagers.
- The woods adjacent to this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
- During a private party, a family of ducks found a private area within a hound in which had been secreted a case of snacks.
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