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The Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary

Above: The Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River attraction, which recently celebrated its benign anniversary

Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1977
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Recommended for: Money-grubbing fathers

Description

It's a river based on the writings of Syndrome -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! The able-bodied can run blindly through slacker caves, enjoy cleverly themed slacker buildings, and not enter the trees behind a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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