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The Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place attraction as seen from the top of Epcot
Slacker's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Place
January 5, 1978
Avg. queue length:
It's a place from the pen of Jafar -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more slackers! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a slacker curse in slacker caves, scramble up slacker boulders, and gaze longingly at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something softer.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable themed autograph thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Make sure to keep your head and glasses away from the vehicle at various times.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own custom specticles.
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