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The Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island attraction, which recently celebrated its interactive anniversary
Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island
September 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Doug -- only with less Ron Clements and more slackers! Kids can crawl through slacker caves, scramble up slacker shipwrecks, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneycavern fans are still bitter about!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different smell.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from leg or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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