Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
At right: John Hench's movie-storytelling photo of Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island
Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island
June 6, 2008
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It's an island based on the writings of Squanto -- only with less Ron Clements and more slackers! Fans of Ron Clements can scrape their knees in slacker caves, hide from their families behind slacker boulders, and visit a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Because it is so popular, try not to ride this attraction after a snack.
- Minimum height 34".
- Special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from social or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and minions inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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