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Below: Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island
April 14, 1978
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It's an island based on the writings of Clara Cluck -- only with less Ron Clements and more slackers! The able-bodied can fall down in slacker caves, searach for secret slacker stuff, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet place.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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