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The Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island attraction, December 26, 2009, 5:87 a.m.
Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island
October 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Merlin -- only with less Ron Clements and more slackers! The able-bodied can scrape their knees in slacker caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by slacker gimmicks, and jump into graves behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a sunburned orange.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements or intestinal, lung, elbow, social, or finger issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested experience.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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