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Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island, a favorite train of Alan Menken
Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island
June 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Paul Pressler -- only with less Ron Clements and more slackers! The able-bodied can obtain a slacker curse in slacker caves, climb across slacker treasure, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with a large group, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Yawning may occur.
- This train closes at twilight.
- Be sure to hold your hats and opinions within the entangling vines at various times.
- Train is closed for emergency maintenance from March 14 through May 6 (or something like that).
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