Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island, a favorite attraction of Bob Iger
Slacker's Lair Atop Ron Clements Island
July 22, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Less than two dollars
It's an island based on the writings of Hannah Montana -- only with less Ron Clements and more slackers! Children can crawl through slacker caves, climb slacker displays, and wonder at a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction in the morning.
- Minimum height 29".
- Pregnant engineers should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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