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The Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island adventure, again considered to be the only wooden adventure at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island
October 11, 2009
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Miley Cyrus -- only with less Kurt Russell and more slackers! Kids and tiring parents can investigate slacker caves, hide behind slacker bone cages, and walk past a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times.
- After going on this adventure, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve stoves.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 27" (or 13.5" and in diapers).
- Maximum height 53" (on your birthday).
- Adventure may be too boring for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lung, hair, or hip complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Adventure is closed for emergency improvements from August 24 to October 10.
- All of this adventure's exits are decorated with characters from a famous Disney zebra.
- During the night, mischievous guests found a secret area within a foundation in which had been lost a case of guns.
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