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The Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island attraction, electronically considered to be the only nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island
August 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Card Walker -- only with less Kurt Russell and more slackers! Children can obtain a slacker curse in slacker caves, climb over slacker remains, and wonder at a fort with no roof!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction after dinner.
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