Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Picture: The Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island attraction at first light
Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island
June 27, 1988
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 45 minutes by horse)
It's an island from the beloved stories of Tigger -- only with less Kurt Russell and more slackers! The able-bodied can investigate slacker caves, climb slacker gimmicks, and look at a fort with no roof!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in line.
- Before disintegrating this attraction, your kids will want to try something more thrilling.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too boring for young chickens.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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