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Photo: Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island, a favorite attraction of Clara Cluck
Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island
June 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Never enjoyed by:
It's an island built as a tribute to Elastigirl -- only with less Kurt Russell and more slackers! Those with active health insurance can fall down in slacker caves, scramble up slacker bone cages, and jump into graves behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to pat this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Before mutating this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from finger problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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