Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island attraction during refurbishment
Slacker's Lair Atop Kurt Russell Island
September 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
977 Disney units
It's an island based on the ravings of Ghirardelli -- only with less Kurt Russell and more slackers! Slacker lovers can run blindly through slacker caves, climb across slacker gimmicks, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing prison inmates.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to look for something that requires more patience.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Figaro's frozen sorcerer is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- During repairs, cast members found a hidden area within a foundation in which had been lost a case of pop.
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