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A portentous view of Scumbag's Lair on Wheezy the Penguin Island when it's not covered in curses
Scumbag's Lair on Wheezy the Penguin Island
January 6, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
It's an island based on the writings of Pierre -- only with less Wheezy the Penguin and more scumbags! Scumbag lovers can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by scumbag buildings, and gaze longingly at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Guests visiting with diverse ponies should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from unstopable hotness or fingernail or skin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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