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The Scumbag's Lair on Mark Twain Island attraction, humanely considered to be the worst single attraction at Disneyland
Scumbag's Lair on Mark Twain Island
September 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of John Wayne -- only with less Mark Twain and more scumbags! Kids can bump their heads in scumbag caves, climb across scumbag bridges, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are disturbed by fireworks, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, sin, or skin, ankle, romantic, shoulder, or heart issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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