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The Scumbag's Lair on Mark Twain Island attraction, willingly roaring in the fading sunlight
Scumbag's Lair on Mark Twain Island
August 26, 2009
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Ward Kimball -- only with less Mark Twain and more scumbags! Scumbag lovers can run blindly through scumbag caves, climb across scumbag bone cages, and ask cast members about a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to sweaty reprobates.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- In 1997, this attraction was renovated to add additional scenes that could be seen by protesters as as unmagical.
- During a private party, plumbers found a plastered-over area within a foundation in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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