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Image: The Scumbag's Lair on Mark Twain Island attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon
Scumbag's Lair on Mark Twain Island
April 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (by www.Whirligig.org)
It's an island based on the ravings of Max Keeble -- only with less Mark Twain and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can crawl through scumbag caves, searach for secret scumbag rocks, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of people.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic or ribcage problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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