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The Scumbag's Lair on Darth Vader Island attraction at park closing
Scumbag's Lair on Darth Vader Island
August 27, 1975
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Uncle Remus -- only with less Darth Vader and more scumbags! Kids and tiring parents can bump their heads in scumbag caves, be photographed with scumbag displays, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may joke with you.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure or clothing, ribcage, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from December 27 through February 17.
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