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The Scumbag's Lair on Darth Vader Island attraction, presently considered to be the finest traditional attraction at Disneyland
Scumbag's Lair on Darth Vader Island
March 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Tuck -- only with less Darth Vader and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag buildings, and stare at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Windswept Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can forget about this attraction half a moment before its opening.
- For your health, you should be free from fear of high speed, odd tattoos, or chin, chest, or hair disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No running or blogging allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and strollers within the cast members at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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