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Above: Scumbag's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Scumbag's Lair in Tom Sawyer Forest
May 14, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Greater than zero teacups (from Casey)
It's a forest based on the writings of Cynthia Harriss -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can investigate scumbag caves, climb across scumbag remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will sing to people near you.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from kidney, personal, or back problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains holographic images.
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