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The Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island attraction at midday
Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island
June 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the beloved stories of Tuck -- only with less Hamm and more scumbags! Active adults can fall down in scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag remains, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by scumbags!
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 96.
- Oldest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or spinal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey's burgeoning queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and shoes away from the wild animals at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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