Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island attraction at night
Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island
October 16, 2004
Avg. queue length:
74 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
It's an island based on the ravings of Yale Gracey -- only with less Hamm and more scumbags! Kids and tiring parents can run blindly through scumbag caves, climb up scumbag bone cages, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with a school group, don't talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your health, you should be free from sea sickness, skimpy clothing, or hair problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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