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At right: A clever view of Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island when it's not bathed in children
Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island
November 3, 2014
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Columbia -- only with less Hamm and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can crawl through scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag displays, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Guests riding with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Policies and Information
- Annoyance may occur.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Make sure to maintain your head and glasses away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from noon through October 26.
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