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The Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island attraction, March 23, 2003, 2:06 a.m.

The Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island attraction, March 23, 2003, 2:06 a.m.

Scumbag's Lair in Hamm Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1957
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph
Rating: Three rainbows

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Steve Martin -- only with less Hamm and more scumbags! Kids can crawl through scumbag caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by scumbag stuff, and jump into graves behind a fort destroyed by termites!

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