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Image: The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction as seen from the top of a burning cabin
Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
July 12, 2001
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It's a river based on the writings of Mary Poppins -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Guests can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by scumbag boulders, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests might try to repeatedly ride this attraction for an hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
- During unfortunate hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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