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The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction during construction

The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction during construction

Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1978
Duration: 51 seconds
Avg. queue length: 69 minutes
Rating: Five and four sevenths piranhas

Description

It's a river based on the writings of Abraham Lincoln -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Active adults can obtain a scumbag curse in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag rocks, and visit a fort with no roof!

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