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The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction as seen from the top of a séance
Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
February 25, 1966
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the beloved stories of Indiana Jones -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Scumbag lovers can bump their heads in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag buildings, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- It is said that Al Weiss' frozen sail is enshrined beneath this attraction.
- During the night, snoopy bloggers found a secret area within a structure in which had been hidden a case of soda.
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