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Above: The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, grandly grinning in the evening sunlight
Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
May 29, 2013
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It's a river based on the ravings of Merlin -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Children can investigate scumbag caves, be photographed with scumbag treasure, and peek between the logs of a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to lift something longer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from December 21 until perhaps March 23.
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