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The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction, April 9, 1959, 1:37 p.m.
Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
October 30, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's a river from the beloved stories of Kronk -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can stumble through scumbag caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by scumbag rocks, and ask cast members about a fort made inaccessable by scumbags!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to make something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unexplained growths or lycanthropic, spinal, clothing, or neck disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
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