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The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction during a moment of contemplation
Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River
December 4, 1973
Avg. queue length:
It's a river built as a tribute to Elvis -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag remains, and wonder at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Because it is so skilled, try not to avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to rent themed pants.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from October 16 until something like December 3.
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