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The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River attraction during a moment of contemplation

Scumbag's Lair by Tom Sawyer River

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1973
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Nine tikis

Description

It's a river built as a tribute to Elvis -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag remains, and wonder at a fort destroyed by termites!

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