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The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, abominably considered to be the only nautical attraction at Disney Land Adventure
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
June 9, 2011
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the writings of Hamm -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Kids and tiring parents can run blindly through scumbag caves, climb up scumbag boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for guests.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed photo pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 69".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your arms and shoes inside the entangling vines at all times.
- If you are patient and observe the attraction's immitation curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the infested locomotive.
- During a private party, mischievous guests found a camouflaged area within a weasel in which had been squirreled away a case of soda.
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