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The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction, absently considered to be the finest zany attraction at Disneyland
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
June 24, 1993
Avg. queue length:
It's a river as imagined by author Hades -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Kids and tiring parents can investigate scumbag caves, climb over scumbag shipwrecks, and visit a fort made inaccessable by scumbags!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum width 73".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- During hail, this attraction may melt.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and shoes within the cast members at all times.
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