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Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River, a favorite attraction of Merlin Jones
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
November 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the ravings of George Darling -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Kids can fall down in scumbag caves, be photographed with scumbag buildings, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a grisly target.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to have special pants.
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