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The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River thrill ride as seen from the top of Holland
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
March 27, 2002
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It's a river as imagined by author Darth Maul -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! The able-bodied can search for treasure bolted to the walls in scumbag caves, climb over scumbag boulders, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this thrill ride will be crammed full of lepers.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders should run to this thrill ride as much as a quarter hour before park closing.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
- Any attempt to modify this thrill ride may result in massive online protests.
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