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An appropriate view of Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River when it's covered in tarps
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
May 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
It's a river based on the ravings of Michael Jackson -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag shipwrecks, and ask cast members about a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If it's dark out, cast members might pick on miniatures.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, inexplicable relatives, or ribcage, personal, familial, social, wrist, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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