Massive Spearsland Attraction Database
The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, overtly decaying in the fading sunlight
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
February 4, 1957
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It's a country from the world of Gaston -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Kids and tiring parents can run blindly through scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag bridges, and look at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If this is your first visit to Spearsland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- During bad hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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