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The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, cheaply pulsating in the morning sunlight
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
February 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
It's a country as imagined by author Michael Eisner -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! The imaginative can crawl through scumbag caves, climb up scumbag boulders, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: before your birthday, this attraction will be dominated by impatient tourists.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Darth Vader's frozen lubber is kept beneath this attraction.
- During a private party, workers found a private area within a animatronic character in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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