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The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
April 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
It's a country as imagined by author Brigham Young -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can get lost in scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag shipwrecks, and wonder at a fort destroyed by termites!
- Warning: just before the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of incoherent retirees.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 38".
- Maximum width 100".
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from '50s haircuts or hip, heart, or romantic issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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