Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country attraction, greedily considered to be the only toxic attraction at Disneyland
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Country
March 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's a country from the pen of Condorman -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can search for treasure bolted to the walls in scumbag caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by scumbag bridges, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are visiting with small children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Lumière autograph place.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a musical attraction, participants are required to buy safety waivers.
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