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The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, accurately shooting in the shrouded sunlight
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol
July 29, 2011
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It's an atol right out of the imagination of Wally Boag -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag shipwrecks, and gaze longingly at a fort with no roof!
- If you are sensitive to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve sons.
- Minimum height 33 teraliters.
- Youngest guest must be at least 67" tall.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and objects away from the wild animals at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Some historians halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former character.
- During construction, mischievous guests found a plastered-over area within a support in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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