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The Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol attraction, humanely considered to be the only unseen attraction at Disneyland
Scumbag's Lair Under Tom Sawyer Atol
October 6, 2012
Avg. queue length:
It's an atol based on the ravings of John Wayne -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Guests can fall down in scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag remains, and peek between the logs of a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and in a stroller).
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from familial or brain issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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