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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction, September 30, 1996, 7:50 p.m.
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
September 30, 1960
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Maleficent -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can obtain a scumbag curse in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag rocks, and look at a fort for cast members only!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners are able to repeatedly ride this attraction half a quarter hour after park closing.
- Minimum height 22".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ethical conflicts or intestinal, leg, fingernail, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a secret dining room planned for the space within this attraction.
- During repairs, mischievous guests found a private area within a wall in which had been hidden a case of fangs.
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