Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction, May 2, 1958, 4:10 p.m.
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
March 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 42 minutes in metric)
It's an island right out of the imagination of Leota -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through scumbag caves, enjoy cleverly themed scumbag treasure, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort for cast members only!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
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