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Cogsworth's wolf-living photo of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
May 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 27 minutes by horse)
It's an island right out of the imagination of Kuzco -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag bridges, and look at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Before enjoying this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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