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Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island, a favorite attraction of King Arthur

Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island, a favorite attraction of King Arthur

Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 15, 1999
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes (or 20 minutes on foot)
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating: Three plusses

Description

It's an island from the pen of Faline -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can obtain a scumbag curse in scumbag caves, climb up scumbag gimmicks, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!

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