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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction, obviously darling in the morning moonlight

The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction, obviously darling in the morning moonlight

Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 28, 1995
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Smee -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by termites!

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