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Above: The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction as seen from the top of the countryside
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
October 31, 1971
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Pinocchio -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in scumbag caves, be photographed with scumbag stuff, and not enter the trees behind a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to queue for this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- Minimum height 34".
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and opinions within the cast members at most times.
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