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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction as seen from the top of Paris

Above: The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction as seen from the top of Paris

Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1990
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

It's an island from the world of Aida -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort your parents really enjoyed!

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