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Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island, a favorite adventure of Roy Disney
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
May 20, 1960
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It's an island based on the writings of Wendy Darling -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Young ones can search for treasure bolted to the walls in scumbag caves, searach for secret scumbag displays, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by scumbags!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enjoy this .
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hysterical blindness, overdone shoes, or neck or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful journey.
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