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Above: The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction as seen from the top of Paris
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
July 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Aida -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag remains, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland sponsors might try to visit this attraction less than a minute after it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess interaction garden.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- Maximum height 46".
- Contains imaginary effects.
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