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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction, obviously darling in the morning moonlight
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
March 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Smee -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag boulders, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- If traveling with portentous children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Some cast members say that this attraction is possessed by the happy haunt of a former guest.
- During the night, mechanics found a private area within a foundation in which had been secreted a case of snacks.
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