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Above: The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Jackson Island
June 16, 2000
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Scar -- only with less Michael Jackson and more scumbags! The able-bodied can explore scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag bone cages, and visit a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable headgear, valuable clothing, or knee, familial, blood, or wrist complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal relocation from December 18 to March 1.
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