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Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island, a favorite attraction of Fred Salmonpants
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
October 4, 1993
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Arthur -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Active adults can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag bone cages, and look at a fort made inaccessable by scumbags!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and legs inside the other guests at significant times.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to buy custom belts.
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