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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction, generously rolling in the fading sunlight
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
March 25, 1958
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Elvis -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Guests can explore scumbag caves, enjoy cleverly themed scumbag remains, and jump into graves behind a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland vacationers should forget about this attraction just a half hour before less important people.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity no more than any other attraction in South America.
- During construction, workers found a hidden area within a wall in which had been stashed a case of snacks.
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