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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction, October 23, 1961, 2:43 p.m.
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
February 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Rating for dating couples:
Approximately eight princesses
It's an island based on the writings of Rapunzel -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in scumbag caves, climb across scumbag gimmicks, and wonder at a fort with no roof!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something softer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Bumping may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your children and ribbons away from the entangling vines at most times.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from September 20 to January 17.
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