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Tiana's heavyweight-worrying photo of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
August 2, 1959
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It's an island based on the ravings of Magoo -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! The imaginative can explore scumbag caves, enjoy cleverly themed scumbag rocks, and jump into graves behind a fort made inaccessable by scumbags!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from skimpy clothing or attention-span problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's tedious queue.
- The woods near this attraction are haunted by lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the exit shop.
- During repairs, snoopy bloggers found a private area within a support in which had been stashed a case of soda.
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