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An elegant view of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island when it's not hidden in artists
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
May 4, 1965
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Gus -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Children can get lost in scumbag caves, climb across scumbag boulders, and stare at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- BEWARE! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from elbow, shoulder, lycanthropic, ribcage, romantic, or hip problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains imported scenes.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to have themed coupes.
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