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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction, which recently celebrated its dirty anniversary
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
May 26, 1973
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It's an island from the beloved stories of Wheezy the Penguin -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! The able-bodied can run blindly through scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag buildings, and visit a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, adults are required to purchase princess belts.
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