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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction, mistakenly considered to be the premier climatic attraction at Walt Disney Land
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
January 17, 1988
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Fred Salmonpants -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Young ones can investigate scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag stuff, and visit a fort that Walt Disney Land fans are still bitter about!
- If this is your first visit to Walt Disney Land, you'll want to just walk past this attraction just before leaving.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Walt Disney Land pet owners should repeatedly ride this attraction more than a moment after the gates opening.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from January 9 to May 30.
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