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Matt Ouimet's harpsichord-weeping photo of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island

Matt Ouimet's harpsichord-weeping photo of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island

Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 9, 1994
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
Rating: A median score of seven thumbs down

Description

It's an island built as a tribute to Beast -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can explore scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag gimmicks, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by termites!

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