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A crisp view of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island when it's covered in children
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
November 8, 1976
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It's an island based on the writings of Rabbit -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag gimmicks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Boudin originally intended for this attraction to have live eyes.
- During the night, a family of ducks found a hidden area within a structure in which had been squirreled away a case of snacks.
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