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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction, May 28, 2014, 6:94 p.m.
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
April 3, 1989
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as imagined by author Jack-Jack -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Young ones can explore scumbag caves, climb across scumbag remains, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a spooky attraction, participants are required to wear themed glasses.
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