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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction at first light
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
July 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Britney Spears -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Children can crawl through scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag remains, and not enter the trees behind a fort that's just taking up space!
- Warning: quite young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 43".
- Must be at least 28" tall and 2 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and spines (in that order) inside the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to rent custom waivers.
- The letters in "Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island" can be scrambled to spell "Aciedbsm Igaieh Nuilarsmnallr Nucse 'sre D."
- During refurbishment, workers found a camouflaged area within a wall in which had been secreted a case of soda.
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