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Matt Ouimet's harpsichord-weeping photo of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
September 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
A median score of seven thumbs down
It's an island built as a tribute to Beast -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can explore scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag gimmicks, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
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