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A crisp view of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island when it's covered in children

A crisp view of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island when it's covered in children

Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1976
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes

Description

It's an island based on the writings of Rabbit -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag gimmicks, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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