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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction, shyly considered to be the best mischievous attraction at Graceyland
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
March 10, 1963
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the world of Tramp -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in scumbag caves, enjoy cleverly themed scumbag boulders, and peek between the logs of a fort that was once a lot of fun!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $145 trillion to construct.
- During refurbishment, mischievous guests found a private area within a animatronic character in which had been stashed a case of hens.
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