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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction, March 18, 1963, 11:09 a.m.
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1984
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Description
It's an island based on the ravings of Clara Cluck -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Fans of Michael Eisner can crawl through scumbag caves, enjoy cleverly themed scumbag bridges, and gaze longingly at a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
Touring Advice
- If it's your birthday, cast members are apt to kidnap you.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something shorter.
- If you are at the park with small children or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Ratatouille meet-and-greet pavilion.
Notices
- You must be at least as high as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum width 88".
- Oldest guest must be at least 72" tall.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
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