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Below: A jolly view of Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island when it's inundated in beauty
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
May 22, 1982
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Daisy Duck -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Children can get lost in scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag stuff, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the afternoon.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," lucky Disneyland annual passholders will want to ride this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding its opening.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers can use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from back, elbow, or lycanthropic complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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