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Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island, a favorite attraction of Santa Claus
Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island
January 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up
It's an island as imagined by author Syndrome -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can scrape their knees in scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag remains, and wish you could go into a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from goth clothing, unstylish haircuts, or stomach or romantic problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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