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The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island attraction during a moment of contemplation

Scumbag's Lair Under Michael Eisner Island

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 2012
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

It's an island as imagined by author Thumper -- only with less Michael Eisner and more scumbags! Kids and tiring parents can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by scumbag rocks, and ask cast members about a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!

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