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Picture: The Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, mistakenly fermenting in the evening sunlight
Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
December 22, 1999
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort right out of the imagination of Mulan -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can stumble through scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag shipwrecks, and look at a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction during the holidays.
- Instead of charging this attraction, you will be compelled to try something shorter.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary conflicts or elbow, ribcage, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and glasses within the vehicle at most times.
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