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The Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst scenic attraction at Disneyland
Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
September 6, 1960
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It's a fort based on the writings of Dumbo -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore scumbag caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by scumbag buildings, and visit a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for wimps.
- Contains antique illusions.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses (in that order) away from the wild animals at most times.
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