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Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort, a favorite attraction of Max Keeble
Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort
November 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
It's a fort based on the writings of Bob Iger -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Young ones can run blindly through scumbag caves, enjoy cleverly themed scumbag stuff, and wonder at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or fingernail, leg, attention-span, or familial issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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