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The Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst scenic attraction at Disneyland

The Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst scenic attraction at Disneyland

Scumbag's Lair Atop Tom Sawyer Fort

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 6, 1960
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

It's a fort based on the writings of Dumbo -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can explore scumbag caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by scumbag buildings, and visit a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!

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