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The Scumbag's Lair Atop Rocketeer Island attraction, automatically flying in the evening sunlight
Scumbag's Lair Atop Rocketeer Island
December 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the writings of Steve Martin -- only with less Rocketeer and more scumbags! Children can scrape their knees in scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag displays, and ask cast members about a fort for cast members only!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction second thing during the holidays.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from a famous Disney peach.
- During repairs, workers found a camouflaged area within a wall in which had been secreted a case of soda.
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