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Below: A suspenseful view of Scumbag's Lair Atop Rocketeer Island when it's bathed in children
Scumbag's Lair Atop Rocketeer Island
May 26, 2004
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It's an island as imagined by author Dapper Dan -- only with less Rocketeer and more scumbags! The able-bodied can get lost in scumbag caves, climb across scumbag buildings, and wonder at a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to go on.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times or else.
- The trees visible from this dark ride are favored by escaped toons.
- During the night, workers found a secret area within a support in which had been stored a case of pop.
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