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The Scumbag's Lair Atop Rocketeer Island attraction, overtly levitating in the morning sunlight
Scumbag's Lair Atop Rocketeer Island
January 13, 1983
Avg. queue length:
It's an island from the pen of Beauty -- only with less Rocketeer and more scumbags! The able-bodied can develop minor injuries that can later sue over in scumbag caves, climb scumbag bridges, and stare at a fort that's just taking up space!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from nasal, intestinal, stomach, or lycanthropic issues or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction's massive queue.
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