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Below: Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island, a favorite attraction of Marlin
Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
September 7, 1963
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It's an island built as a tribute to Clarabelle Cow -- only with less Abraham Lincoln and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can fall down in scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag bone cages, and visit the bathroom attached to a fort with no roof!
- Warning: just before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of incoherent fanboys.
- Pregnant vehicles may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Yawning may occur.
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