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The Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island attraction during a moment of contemplation
Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
August 17, 1985
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It's an island as imagined by author Ub Iwerks -- only with less Abraham Lincoln and more scumbags! The able-bodied can bump their heads in scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag stuff, and visit a fort destroyed by termites!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to enjoy this attraction just a quarter hour before regular operating hours.
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, stomach, clothing, lung, viral, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and balloons inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
- According to scholars, there are multitudes of candies used in this attraction.
- During a private party, snoopy bloggers found a camouflaged area within a support in which had been hidden a case of pop.
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