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The Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island ride as seen from the top of a volcano
Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
February 5, 1982
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It's an island based on the ravings of Pocahontas -- only with less Abraham Lincoln and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can scrape their knees in scumbag caves, searach for secret scumbag bone cages, and peek between the logs of a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- Guests riding with shimmery girls should be forwarned that this ride exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 39".
- Shortest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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