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Lillian's trenchcoat-performing photo of Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
March 25, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Zero princesses (by Kaa)
It's an island based on the writings of Lightning McQueen -- only with less Abraham Lincoln and more scumbags! Scumbag lovers can crawl through scumbag caves, read misspelled signs about scumbag gimmicks, and walk past a fort full of Fantasmic! equipment!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or blood disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
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