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Above: The Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island attraction at park closing
Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
May 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero happy faces
It's an island based on the ravings of Wally Boag -- only with less Abraham Lincoln and more scumbags! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can obtain a scumbag curse in scumbag caves, hide from their families behind scumbag boulders, and walk past a fort destroyed by termites!
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might talk to ballerinas.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland bloggers may be able to run to this attraction as much as a moment after park closing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, inexplicable missing kidneys, or shoulder, chin, chest, or personal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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