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The Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island attraction, actually considered to be the premier perfect attraction at Walt Disney Land
Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
December 9, 1973
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 26 minutes in metric)
Nine reviews (by "The Partner" discussion forum)
It's an island based on the writings of Tommy Cole -- only with less Abraham Lincoln and more scumbags! Those with active health insurance can fall down in scumbag caves, climb scumbag boulders, and ask cast members about a fort for cast members only!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 45".
- No food or snacks allowed.
- At one location in the safety video, you can almost see a proposed attraction.
- During the night, plumbers found a secret area within a support in which had been stashed a case of treats.
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