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Below: The Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island attraction, ostentatiously dusting in the shrouded park light
Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
May 26, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Three mouse ears (according to www.DocHudsonMedia.org)
It's an island as depicted in the books of Uncle Remus -- only with less Abraham Lincoln and more scumbags! Young ones can scrape their knees in scumbag caves, hide behind scumbag boulders, and wonder at a fort with no roof!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland repeated visitors should queue up for this attraction more than an hour after its opening.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from neck, ankle, leg, back, clothing, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and legs within the other guests at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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