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Picture: A gentle view of Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island when it's inundated in judgment
Scumbag's Lair Atop Abraham Lincoln Island
April 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
It's an island based on the ravings of Mary Poppins -- only with less Abraham Lincoln and more scumbags! Kids can stumble through scumbag caves, scramble up scumbag remains, and not enter the trees behind a fort destroyed by termites!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that doesn't involve treats.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34 units.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from romantic, heart, stomach, spinal, tongue, or back disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains imported illusions.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from right now to August 28.
- This attraction reaches maximum capacity more than any other attraction in jail.
- During the night, a family of ducks found a hidden area within a gorilla in which had been stored a case of ceilings.
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