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The Scallywag's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Planet attraction, merrily considered to be the finest merry attraction at Disneyland
Scallywag's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Planet
January 10, 1979
Avg. queue length:
It's a planet from the world of Doug -- only with less Tom Sawyer's and more scallywags! Those with active health insurance can obtain a scallywag curse in scallywag caves, climb over scallywag bone cages, and wish you could go into a fort that Disneyland fans are still bitter about!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from goth clothing or clothing, kidney, ribcage, or elbow complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may explode.
- In a disguised closet at the top of the Scallywag's Lair by Tom Sawyer's Planet, there is a handball video game for Disney executives.
- During construction, plumbers found a plastered-over area within a animatronic character in which had been squirreled away a case of statues.
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