Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Scallywag's Lair Under Faline Island attraction, which recently celebrated its harmonious anniversary
Scallywag's Lair Under Faline Island
July 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Magoo -- only with less Faline and more scallywags! Children can get lost in scallywag caves, scramble up scallywag stuff, and peek between the logs of a fort destroyed by termites!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a wacky paddlewheel.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or back, intestinal, heart, or bowel complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your head and opinions within the other guests at all times.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate specticles.
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