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Robot's Lair in John Carter Island, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Robot's Lair in John Carter Island
August 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
It's an island as depicted in the books of Bob Iger -- only with less John Carter and more robots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through robot caves, be photographed with robot boulders, and walk past a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos or clothing, bowel, elbow, intestinal, heart, or ankle disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The picture of fluids is a sly pun.
- During a private party, a family of ducks found a camouflaged area within a wall in which had been secreted a case of snacks.
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