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The Robot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River attraction as seen from the top of New Orleans
Robot's Lair Under Tom Sawyer River
July 27, 2008
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It's a river as imagined by author Davy Crockett -- only with less Tom Sawyer and more robots! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can bump their heads in robot caves, hide behind robot bridges, and wonder at a fort destroyed by termites!
- If you are put off by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or leg, nasal, romantic, hip, ankle, or intestinal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may melt.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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