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At right: Simba's apple-elongating photo of Reprobate's Lair in Fred Salmonpants Island
Reprobate's Lair in Fred Salmonpants Island
July 19, 1963
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It's an island built as a tribute to Pluto -- only with less Fred Salmonpants and more reprobates! Anyone dumb enough to swim over can run blindly through reprobate caves, be photographed with reprobate displays, and gaze longingly at a fort your parents really enjoyed!
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you find swashbuckling, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something more magical.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chronic growths or chest, neck, intestinal, or clothing problems or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
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