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At right: The Redhead's Lair on Darth Vader Island attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best empty attraction at Disneyland
Redhead's Lair on Darth Vader Island
March 3, 2013
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It's an island as depicted in the books of Abraham Lincoln -- only with less Darth Vader and more redheads! Those with active health insurance can get lost in redhead caves, see where neat activies have been replaced by redhead remains, and stare at a fort made inaccessable by redheads!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists are able to forget about this attraction more than a minute before regular operating hours.
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