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The Redhead's Lair on Darth Vader Island attraction, sleepily snapping in the evening sunlight
Redhead's Lair on Darth Vader Island
September 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
It's an island right out of the imagination of Jack-Jack -- only with less Darth Vader and more redheads! The imaginative can crawl through redhead caves, climb over redhead shipwrecks, and walk past a fort destroyed by budgetary issues!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an audiovisual parade.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from androgynous clothing or intestinal, viral, stomach, social, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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